Friday 30 July 2021

Millstones on the Road II: Let the Musick Be Their Guide?

This is the second one of my articles regarding the dangers of modern media for your Catholic Children. I hope these articles will help you take care of the spiritual health of your children. 

To state that the world is in a bad state of affairs is to state the obvious. Children are very easy to influence and a Catholic must take care of their souls- Remember and meditate on what Queen Blanche said to King St. Louis! "My son, I would rather see you dead in my arms than in the state of sin". Your child's soul an even your own depend on how you raise them.


"Alvin, I think this isn't appropriate for us" 

When I started reading about rock and pop musick in 2018, I was surprised at how evil this musick actually is. Degeneracy, occultism, blasphemy, drugs, even suicide, rape, pedophilia and murder are defended. Just think about all the lifes (including the lives of the stars themselves) that have been swept over and destroyed by drug addiction, which these musicians show as "fun" and "enlightening".

But the people don't care. And there are even children movies glorifying rock and pop musick like nothing. It's like trying to convince children to consume records when they are too old to consume cartoons. Correct me if I am wrong, but we don't want Elmo or Dora the Explorer to get stoned, worship satan and other things rocktards do. 

I mean, rock and pop are directed at teens and adults, not children. They don't even understand the lyrics most of the time. Yet this movies prepare your children to fawn over Frankie Pervstar, Stoner Cummings, Neil I. Scumberg and Scandalie Millermann.

  • Alvin and the Chipmunks (glorifies pop level 9)

I give Alvin and the Chipmunks brownie points because they do criticize the child celebrity industry, as Alvin, Simon and Theodore are exploited by their evil manager. But it doesn't really roast the musick, which is literally having someone lose his soul because he happens to know some cool riffs. Please.

  • Rock Dog 1 and 2 (glorifies rock level 10)

A Tibetan Mastiff leaves his strict father to pursue his dream of being a rockstar. Be yourself message beating to the rhythm of the musick.

  • School of Rock (glorifies rock level 100)

You have a soy boy looser teaching your kids about punk, metal, acid, grunge, and blues like you teach them mathematics or Catholic doctrine. So inspirational. What does this movie teaches children?

  • Trolls 1 and 2 (10 and 9)

The original is about little trolls who love partying and singing pop music. The second kind of condemns rock musick, but it fails to do so for the right reasons: The movie is about acceptance and diversity, as the evil rock queen learns that rock alone isn't cool enough. You also need pop, K-pop, hip-hop, and why not? Maybe some experimental music trolls stabbing tape recorders and filling piano chords with screws. Gee, they even have reggaeton trolls. Reggaeton is 100% about sex. Not for children.

  • Zootopia (glorifies Shakira level 6)

Zootopia isn't about rock, but Shakira interprets a famous pop star called Gazelle. Gazelle defends the discriminated predators, and the movie finishes with a concert.

  • Hannah Montana (The Movie)

It's about a materialistic popstar who hides her identity to her friends, and her vacation on Tennessee. It does show some bad things of fame like being annoyed by any filthy paparazzi, but it doesn't really criticize pop, in fact, Hannah Montana never stops being Hannah Montana, she never decides that being a farmgirl in Tennessee it's better than undressing and singing about sex in front of roaring audiences.

  • Camp Rock (glorifies rock level 10)

Demi Lovato stars as the Cinderella of rock musick. Read the following quote from the main male character:

"So here's some advice. It's not all about your image. None of it means anything unless people see who you really are. And your music has to be who you really are. It's gotta show how you feel, or it doesn't mean anything."

The films slogan is "don't fit in, stand out" yet this movie fits very well with our society's obsession with popular musick.

  • Sing (10)

A bunch of anthropomorphic animals singing your latest and oldest rap, rock and pop ear cringe musick. Bad, bad, bad. It even includes some rabbits twerking. Not for children.

  • Star Struck (glorifies rock level 7)

So normal girl meets famous pop star, she doesn't love him, but then they fall in love because "she is not a blubbering fanatic salivating for a bit of attention from him". This movie gets kudos because the pop star is stalked by wimpy paparazzies, but then it loses them because 1: it's just another groupie fantasy. Just because Jessica is reasonable doesn't mean the average girl who watches this film doesn't have crushes on Justin Bieber, or in this case, Christopher Wilde. 2: It doesn't criticize pop for its degeneracy but for the accidental effects of fame.

  • High School Music (glorifies level 7)

This thing certainly rocks but it's yet another acceptance movie about a nerd and a basketballer who sing together on a music. Like Zootopia, not so hard, but you can smell it.

  • Hop (gloryfies rock level 10)

Yet another be yourself movie about the son of the Easter bunny, who wishes to be a drummer instead of putting eggs in the gardens. In Spanish its slogan was "Rebede sin Pascua", which means "Rebel without Easter" and was a pun on "Rebelde sin Causa", which means "Rebel without a Cause" in English.

Now, various movies for children have rock blasting in the background. Even Toy Story has a popish rockish song in one scene. I clearly remember the main rock songs from Shrek, including Leonard Cohen's Alleluia. The song Livin' La Vida Loca was played in Shrek 2. This is understabdable because the people like the musick, yet we should raise our eyebrows, why not? Particularly when there is a horrible, sexually explicit, gross song being played in a movie for children.

Gee, Elton John was behind songs for The Lion King and El Dorado. What are this people doing here? Like, leave the kids alone.

Our seal friends also have slinked some of their messages in your favorite children movie's songs. Hakuna Matata is a Don't Worry Be Happy style nihilist, careless, even selfish song.

Hakuna Matata!

What a wonderful phrase

Hakuna Matata!

Ain't no passing craze

It means no worries

For the rest of your days

It's our problem-free philosophy

Hakuna Matata!

Why, when he was a young warthog

When I was a young wart-hoooog!

Very nice!

Thanks!

He found his aroma lacked a certain appeal

He could clear the Savannah after every meal

I'm a sensitive soul, though I seem thick-skinned

And it hurt that my friends never stood downwind

And oh, the shame

(He was ashamed!)

Thought of changin' my name

(Oh, what's in a name?)

And I got downhearted

(How did you feel?)

Every time that I-

Pumbaa! Not in front of the kids!

Oh... sorry

Hakuna Matata!

What a wonderful phrase

Hakuna Matata!

Ain't no passing craze

It means no worries

For the rest of your days

Yeah, sing it, kid!

It's our problem-free philosophy

Hakuna Matata!

(Repeats, so the sheep learns)

It means no worries

For the rest of your days

It's our problem-free philosophy

Hakuna Matata

 

It's Tough to be a God is supposedly about the uncomfortable feelings characters Tulio and Miguel experience when the natives from El Dorado think they are gods, despite the fact that they are two effeminate losers. They mock the pagans while accepting their new title out of convenience. Of course, Elton John had to throw a stone at Christianity by referencing the Cherubim and Sundays

I hardly think I'm qualified

To come across all sanctified

I just don't cut it with the cherubim

The town's already on its knees

Being worshipped is a breeze

I barely know the words to any hymn

Listen, if we don't comply

To the locals' wishes I

Can see us being sacrificed or stuffed

Let's be gods, the perks are great

El Dorado on a plate

Local feeling should not be rebuffed

It's tough to be a god

Tread where mortals have not trod

Be deified when really you're a sham

Be an object of devotion

Be the subject of psalms

It's a terrifying notion

All those prayers and those salaams

Any normal man would bridle

If he's forced to be an idol

And a normal man's exactly what I am

All the same, it's pretty clear

The scoundrels don't keep much up here

They must have zillions under lock and key

But gods can force them to unleash

Enough to make us nouveau riche

Beyond our wildest dreams, so follow me!

Can't you see I won't relax

If religious maniacs

Tell me I'm all-powerful and sublime

How can I be their belief

When I'm lying through my teeth?

Why don't we just say, "some other time"?

It's tough to be a god

But if you get the people's nod

Count your blessings, keep them sweet is my advice

Be nirvana, be salvation

Be all things to all men

Butter up your congregation

Every Sunday score a ten

The alternative is dire

Simply frying pan to fire

So sign on two new gods for paradise, paradise

(nothing says "divine" like blasphemy)

"I Just Can't Wait To Be King" it's Simba wishing to be king because, well, he can be himself, do what he pleases and everybody will respect him.

Way behind the water hole

A little down the line

The jungle and the plains and peaks

Are scheduled to be mine

I'm gonna be the ruler

Of most everything around

From the grandest of the mountains

To the humble common ground

My reign will be a super-awesome thing

Oh, I just can't wait to be king

I'm going to be a noble king

So enemies beware

I only need a little time

Perhaps a little hair

I'm gonna be the main event

Like no king before

I'm brushing up on looking down

I'm working on my roar

The fauna and the flora gonna swing

Oh, I just can't wait to be king

Nobody saying do this

Nobody saying be there

Nobody saying stop that

Nobody saying see here

Free to run around all day

I'll be free to do it my way

I wanna be king

(HOLD)

Nobody saying do this

Nobody saying be there

Nobody saying stop that

Nobody saying see here

Free to run around all day, yeah

I’ll be free to do it my way

The time has come

As someone said

To talk of many things

This may be true

But I would rather stick to talking kings

It's easy to be royal

If you're already leonine

It isn't just my right

Even my left will be divine

The monarchy is waiting to go zing, yeah

Oh, I just can't wait to be king

Oh... Oh... Oh I just can't wait to be king

Oh, yeah... oh oh oh

King of the world, yeah

Oh (Oh)... Oh (Oh)... Oh I just can't wait to be king

I wanna be king. Come On.

Conclusion. 

Regarding the music, it’s very difficult not to be attracted to the musick around us, unless your chlidren have a very sophisticated taste. My mother always played good classical music, if you play this music to your children it's probable they will prefer it to pop, particularly if you don't stick with the Canon in D, the 4 Seasons, Fur Elise and boring endless pseudo piano you tube videos which everybody plays and your kids will get bored of them. Also, most opera is adult themed, particularly romantic operas.  Of course, if you teach them to love Jesus Christ, they will never like musick that is blasphemous or obscene. 

Regarding the movies, why do they make animated films about cute dogs or rabbits singing over this kind of musick? Many of the films criticized the excessive attention and exploitation popstars receive while ignoring the true darkness and sickness of this musick. It's akin to saying the problem with pot consumption is that your eyes become red. They try to convince you that rock is fun, harmless and that your children will be able to be true to themselves via dope, promiscuity, rampant nihilism, and self-destruction under the sugar coat of some cute squirrels and Disney boy bands playing some cool riffs, banging basses and ballistic drumming. Just bravo. 


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